Blame Professor Sir, it was all his idea! There are no lectures today, just a meal and the welcome reception (which as we all know are the important bits).
He made the paper program too: it has no less than five different spellings of Janusz Jankowski, as was pointed out at length (much to Janusz's amusement) at the last lab meeting.

I STILL haven't drawn a good moai.

Must remember to take my poster, must remember to take my poster!