depressed musings

[gnommi]

I was thinking that I might be The Red Queen, as all I ever seem to do is run as hard as I can to avoid moving backwards. Given my current utterly dishevelled mental and physical state, however, I think I might be a little on The White Queen side (though believing six impossible things before breakfast is not my forte). Does that mean that I am actually The Pink Queen? Doesn't bear thinking about.