Possible Career Options:

1. Move someplace rural, become self-sufficient(!), sell home-crafted stuff on teh intarweb
2. Relearn/refresh my taxonomic skills and volunteer for jungly goodness classifying crawlies
3. Dig into PhD, slew it sideways into something interesting and look for work overseas if there is anyplace where academic infrastructure isn't disappearing down the pan quite so fast
4. Join Church Of Euthanasia
5. Learn to drive, reapply for SOCO job
6. ?Lecturing undergrads (I was quite good at that)
7. Freelance scientific writing
8. ?Something involving medical imaging
9. Find rich sucker and pull an Anna-Nicole

Any more?

Fur-ket that! I'm just gonna get plastered on other people's money and flooz with girlies half my age until I get asked to leave! Hell Yeah!

P.S. Well, I got it to work for 4 hours with drinks at £1.50 for cirrhosis-induction. All complaints in writing.

Possible Career Options:

1. Move someplace rural, become self-sufficient(!), sell home-crafted stuff on teh intarweb
2. Relearn/refresh my taxonomic skills and volunteer for jungly goodness classifying crawlies
3. Dig into PhD, slew it sideways into something interesting and look for work overseas if there is anyplace where academic infrastructure isn't disappearing down the pan quite so fast
4. Join Church Of Euthanasia
5. Learn to drive, reapply for SOCO job
6. ?Lecturing undergrads (I was quite good at that)
7. Freelance scientific writing
8. ?Something involving medical imaging
9. Find rich sucker and pull an Anna-Nicole

Any more?

Fur-ket that! I'm just gonna get plastered on other people's money and flooz with girlies half my age until I get asked to leave! Hell Yeah!

P.S. Well, I got it to work for 4 hours with drinks at £1.50 for cirrhosis-induction. All complaints in writing.